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A man once invented a system of government…

A man once invented a system of government… Instead of having a congress or parliament vote on proposed laws, he placed the words “yes” and “no” on opposite sides of a see-saw. Then he put a few small chickens on the see-saw and let them run around. Whichever side tilted down was the side that won. Bizarrely, the system worked really well and in a few years the people’s satisfaction was at an all time high. When asked by the newspapers what had inspired him to come up with the perfect system of government he said “Well you see, it’s all about chicks and balancMore…